What's good for the goose...

The Vice President is running around the country pleading that our torture, um, I mean interrogation techniques are totally legit and legal.

Which begs the question: If those interrogation techniques are legal, why don't we let our local police departments use them?

Why don't we let the LAPD torture drug dealers and kidnappers to find out what they know? Why don't we stash those accused (but not convicted) individuals in secret "black site" jails?

The Vice President has already said these techniques are acceptable and appropriate.